The illustrator is an elusive creature, preferring the solitude provided in small caves on the coast of Iceland. Once a week, the illustrator makes a trip to FedEx/Kinko’s to send artwork out to its clients.
Many of these creatures have been sighted, but none are currently in captivity. They have become quivering piles of goo, a side effect of quick turnaround time and much stress during the younger years.
No one knows where the illustrator gets its art supplies from, but caravans of colourful penguins are known to lounge around the caves where the illustrators live. There are also strong ties to ebay and the adobe company.