Time

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Time.

Fuck...

Time is a mass murderer. It has killed more people than any other entity, other than perhaps Bill Gates.

Time regularly makes donations to NPR so that it can listen to it's favorite radio program, "A Prairie Home Companion" starring Garrison Keillor.

The recent discovery of the first cuboid planet has provided strong evidence that time is brown.

If time is money, and time is just the fourth dimension of space, considering the entire universe... HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF MONEY.