Time travel

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Time travel is the act of traveling through time. Of all the living organisms on Earth, only humans are known to be gifted with abilities of time travel, always moving forward at approximately one minute per minute (unless they're at the checkout line at the grocer's). Recently, however, scientists have been looking into controlling this velocity of time. Why human beings have the overwhelming desire to replay some of their most embarrassing moments or make more embarrassing moments happen more quickly is a mystery to many, much like the invention of the video camera.