Togo

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Togo.


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This article may have been censored by His Excellency, Robert Mugabe.

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TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO
TOGO TOGO
( Flag ) ( Coat of Arms )
Motto (official): "TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO"

Motto ( unofficial ): "TOGO!!!"

National Anthem: TOGO SONG
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Official language TOGO-ESE
Capital LOMÉ
Government TOGO TOGO TOGO RULES!
President Togo, TOGO togo TOGO togo
National Hero TOGO TOGO TOGO
Independence TOGO, 1999
Currency TOGO
Religion TOGO, DISEMBOWELLING.

TOGO, TOGO TOGO!

~ Oscar Wilde on Togo


TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO, TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO. VISIT TOGO IT IS GOOD! WE HAVE MANY THINGS FOR YOU. YOU CAN BUY WIFE, COUSIN, YOU CAN EAT WELL - WIFE COUSIN!

History[edit]

TOGO OLD COUNTRY, MUCH HISTORY! TOGO SO OLD WE FORGET!

Geography[edit]

TOGO!!! TOGO HAS LAND! TOGO HAS MAPS TOO! YOU COME TO TOGO. WE NOT KILL YOU TOO BAD.

Climate[edit]

TOGO HAVE SUNNY WEATHER! MUCH HEAT MAKE TOGO PEOPLES DANCE IN CRAZY HAPPINESS!

Flora and fauna[edit]

TOGO HAVE NOT MANY LION NOW! ALSO OTHER ANIMAL IN TOGOLAND, AND PLANTLIFE!

Cities[edit]

TOGO NOW HAS OWN CAPITAL CITY! TOGO CITY IS GOOD AND HAS MANY PEOPLES! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND GOOD NOW!

Economy[edit]

TOGO EAT HEADS! TOGO SELL FOR GOOD MONEY! TOGO IS PROSPEROS AND HAS MANY DOLLARS!

Politics and government[edit]

TOGO HAS DEMOCRACY! TOGO NOT KILL PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHEN ELECTION GO WRONG WAY! TOGO JUNTA RULE WITH GENTLE FIST OF IRON! TOGO!

Military[edit]

TOGO STRONG! TOGO BRAVE! TOGO MUCH MIGHTIER WITH LARGE WEAPONRY! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND NOW, SEE TOGO ARMY MARCH IN MIGHTY PARADE!

Culture[edit]

People[edit]

TOGO CUT YOU UP IF YOU LOOK FUNNY! TOGO EAT YOU TOO! TOGO HAS FORGIVEN CUTURE!

Language[edit]

TOGO SPEAK TOGO! TOGO METRICPOLITAN! TOGOS SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES! TOGO MUG YOU IN ALL TONGUES!

Sports[edit]

TOGO KILL YOU QUICK! TOGO MUG YOU QUICKER! TOGO PLAY FOOTBALL HOOLIGANISM!

Music[edit]

TOGO POUND ROCKS GOOD!

Keyboards[edit]

ALL TOGO KEYBOARDS ARE BROKEN SO THAT CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY ON111111111


ALSO, JAZZ!