A regular feature in Playboy expunging the virtues of famous philanthropist Tony Blair.
Expunging? That can't be right -- that would mean "wiping out" the virtues of Tony "The Lisping Beauty" Blair.
A regular feature in Playboy expounding the virtues of famous philatelist Tony "Lick Me Quick" Blair.
No. A philatelist is someone who stamps on small pieces of paper. That doesn't make sense either.
A regular feature in Playpoofter expounding the virtues of famous philodendron Tony "Photosynthesis" Blair.
Aw, give it up.