Tooberfish

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Guy on the Dock[edit]

Woah, there, buddy. It looks like you caught a tooberfish. Must be at least a 14 pounder.

Me[edit]

Is that what this thing is?

Guy on the Dock[edit]

Yeah. Lemme tell ya: those things are clogging up our Shrimp nets. There's just too many of 'em these days.

Me[edit]

Sorry to hear that. Why the overpopulation?

Guy on the Dock[edit]

Uh. Can you smell that thing? It's not like anybody would actually eat one. And they make pretty lousy Fish Oil.

Me[edit]

So, uh, what exactly do I do with this thing?

Guy on the Dock[edit]

You like Catsup?

Me <gags>[edit]

Not at all.

Guy on the Dock[edit]

Don't suck on it, then.