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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Turducken.

I ate one of those things for Thanksgiving - but how do they get the duck to fuck the chicken, and then the turkey to fuck the duck?

~ Tamia

God makes them all horny; voilà, a TurDuckEn!

~ Somebody

Terducken is a Greek mythological creature that, according to legend, hunts pilgrims around the Thanksgiving season, bringing overweight or otherwise "meaty" specimens back to its den to be consumed after having cranberry suppositories inserted into their rectums.