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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Turkey.
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The new flag of Turkey

Turkey was invented in, say... 100 AD? Well it was invented sometime, I really don't know. Turkey's name was debated for a very long time. It was originally Chicken and then it went to Pheasant and finally Guinea Pig. It stayed Guinea Pig until the countries Guinea, New Guinea, and Papa New Guinea were made they changed their name to Duck. Duck reigned Eurasia until Georgia killed them all. The new king, King Stuffing XII decided to change the name of Duck to Turkey because then he'd be Stuffing inside Turkey.