Tweetie

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Tweetie.



Tweetie Bird:

Tweetie Bird was born in 2010. He is the 54th coming of Jesus, and the 129th president of The U.S.A. He is married to Anna Nicole Smith.

Tweetie has been described as, "A Fucking Terrorist" and "That Yellow Birdie-Dude who's over there banging my wife"

He died in 1212, after being squashed by Godzilla

Tweetie Bird is featured in many popular songs, including, "Mommy, What's Tweetie Bird Doing To That Guy's Dick?" a rap song by Toto