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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about United States of America.



The USA is a federal constitutional republic consisting of fifty states and a federal district. The country is situated mostly in central North America, where its forty-eight contiguous states and Washington, D.C., the capital district, lie between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, bordered by Canada to the north and Mexico to the south. The state of Alaska is situated in the northwest portion of the continent, with Canada to its east and Russia to its west across the Bering Strait. The state of Hawaii is an archipelago in the mid-Pacific. The country also possesses several territories in the Pacific and Caribbean.

USA is what small-minded n00bs call America as their fingers can't comprehend typing such a long word. Whenever they try and type it, something akin to Anmereiopxcvasd appears. This is partly due to the small keyboards but also fatfingerism.