US Rangers

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about US Rangers.


The Ranger Creed:

  • RANGERS GO RANGERS YEAH!!!
  • AMERICA ROCKS AND WE FIGHT FOR IT!!!
  • NONE OF US HAVE BRAINS!!!
  • GUNS ARE OUR CURRENCY!!!
  • ENEMIES OF AMERICA DIE!!!
  • RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!

Note that this spells RANGER down the side. Ain't that clever?



Introduction[edit]

In 1932, America needed a kick-ass gung-ho military force to kill the commie pinko Nazi bastards in Euroland. So, in 1933, after a small force of 25 people went to train with the Army, the Rangers were born to ,"Defend truth, justice and the American Way! HELL YEAH!" The Rangers have had a very good history in combat, and have trained closely with the Power Rangers.

The Rangers are currently made up of 4.5 million troops, and they are planning to expand this force with a further 1.8 million Rangers. George W. Bush once said on the Rangers "Make the pie higher dammit! In Texas, we have this the...um...em...ah...saying what when I say various...doohickey! Oh, thanks Condi, Rangers!"

History[edit]

The Rangers have been in lots of wars and they can beat anyone else in a fight. They kicked they asses of the Germans, the Koreans, the USSR, the Taliban and the Iraqis. They also unofficially killed a load of Somalians.

Since 1933, they have kicked so much ass, that they have a boot wiping corps. RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!! HELL YA!