Ultra Japan

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Ultra Japan is the home of every ultrahero that exists, except for The Relatively-Ultra-Sulk and Not-Really-Ultra-Red Not-Quite-Ultra-Mage. Ultra Japan is located on a very ultra island ultrawest of Ultra-Illogicainen, that drifts ever so ultra-esque-ly there. Ultra Japan has an ultra physical appearance, because it is in the Ultra Realms. Which explains the ultraness of ultra.

Some examples of the Ultra Japanese language[edit]

  • "Hello" -- "I commend your existance, for I am ultra. Bother me not, however."
  • "Hael" -- "Can someone please speak gramatically correctly. Kthx."
  • "Speak Ultra Japan?" -- "Yeha, Gibble wong to the dja ké wu. (Someone get this tourist outta here)"
  • "Sushi platter with Tacofish restaurant sir" -- "I am insinuating that you have poor taste. Leave, immediately."