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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Uncyclopedia.
GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of Uncyclopedia impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Defined as the opposite of truth, in addition to being seriously not funny. See Uncyclopedia is the worst for more details.

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Uncyclopedia, otherwise known as the "content-free encyclopedia", is a wiki of truth founded in 1456 by Oscar Wilde to defeat fact-filled Wikipedia with a new truthical way of grading articles called satir. As the pioneers of satir, Uncyclopedia created the new wiki of where articles can be deleted not because they're not written by a group of nerds and professors, but because they have no hum0r, another Uncyc invention spelled by those Brits as bangers and mash. Though Uncyclopedia recieves a vast array of content each day, most of it is about nonsensical crap, fact, and stuff about that, like, bimbo, in, my, like, science class, OH MAH GAWD! This is not satir, so it is deleted or placed somewhere else. Some places have also taken crap from Uncyc.

Wilde has created a revolution. He made satir the key ideal of writing articles. And though thousands of kittens have been huffed, it was absolutely worth it.

What did you say? You want to clear that perception of yours? Then listen carefully: SONKSONKSONK EEEEEEEEE! Yes! Feel the sanity!