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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Usher.

He's cool

~ Alicia Keys

Usher is a street drug first introduced to the people in Puerto Rico that has been taking over the world like hot cakes in a fat festival. It was first synthesized by Marvin Gaye in 1964 when he was working on a new anesthetic named "Nice and Slow". Usher can be taken in any form. The high lasts between forever and 54 minutes and causes users to have false pretenses, inflated egos, and the belief that they are Michael Jackson.

Usher can be very dangerous. It makes you wanna leave the one your with, start a new relationship... Very, very powerful stuff.

The synthesize procedure for Usher requires a cubic yard of orchids, a bushel of cologne and as many Charm as you can get. You then must use a separatory flask and separate the orchids from the cologne in a nitrogen environment. Once you put it in the microwave on medium heat for 5 minutes you have a fresh bash of Usher. Politicians across the globe are calling it the Medusa effect. One look and you'll be hooked. It can turn a lesbian straight and it's therefore advisable to keep it out of the reach of children.

Usher is also the name of a guy who made One Chance famous. They had a house always covered in mist, a dark dungeon-like basement room and a big crack in the house walls. Their house was very private from the eyes of the world.