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A state of the United States of Dæmonica Utopia (also known as "The State Of Go-Lawn" or "Go-Loan" or "Goal-On") is a kind of large fruit found in the middle of the American fruit salad. The main varieties of Utopians include polygamist, Johnny Come Lately, missionary, Ted Bundys, and Blonde Delicious. Some varieties of NCMO girls occur especially around universities.
Originally only found in the State of Dessert, Utopians are extremely Square. Not as Square as Wyoming.

Joseph Smith receiving title to Utah