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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Virginity.
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Myth or Fact?[edit]

  • It has been posited that Virgins are mythical creatures like ghouls, goblins and eskimos. However, this is not true. Goblins are totally real. If you need proof just ask the people who have had their planes tampered with during the War. Oh wait that's gremlins... never mind.
  • Do female virgins still exist? They do, though most can be found between the ages of 0 and 2 months, with older specimens in rare cases.