Volume Down

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Volume Down is a rural area, commonly found in the countryside. It's principle exports are farm.

Following some kind of amazingly explosive tractor accident the residents of Volume Down have been on a permanent migration to find a new homeland. They have to evade foxes and stuff, and some boy does a voice.

The Volume Down button is also found on the Universal Remote Control 3000 and can be utilised to lower the volume of real life people such as that annoying guy sat next to you at the football, your mother in law or that tramp begging you for 10p.

The Dear Leader of Volume Down.