Walter & The Knobheads

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©watk 1978 onwards

Radical punk band formed in 1978 by a group of fat, lazy, inhabitants of Poulton-Le-Fylde. Possessing not an ounce of musical talent between them the band immediately decided to eschew the ususal wimpy band ideas, such as buying some instruments, practising, or writing songs and have spent the intervening years drinking heavily whilst occasionally talking about it.

However despite their complete lack of effort they have managed to amass almost enough material for an album which they insist will be released "just in time for Xmas". The only problem is that the band now refuse to be pinned down on which particular Xmas.