War

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about War.

Jesus at war

War, like any semiknown Wariable, is a bag of potato chips.

Or, if you live in Britain, a bag of crisps.

How war is made[edit]

By frying the popping corn!Eeeeheeheeheehee.

Im Chiese me no dom me stk a figure up a gun! By eating the food.

HARRISON? WHERE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE GERMAN TANKS!

They give me headaches.

Glad you asked Timmy. War is good for many things like... uh...... *gets a plane to the malvinas islands*