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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about White.

White Castle[edit]

The White Castle is the executive head of the American government located in San Fransisco, the most liberal city in the United States. It is not to be confused the White House, where Michael Steele takes up residence in Canada. It has 34556.3 rooms, 234 bathrooms, 5 bedrooms, and a Slurpee machine. It just sits on top of a giant landfill and is expected to fall off soon.

Some also mistake the White Castle for some lame-arsed fast food restaurant specializing in mini-hamburgers where suburban teenagers spit in your food. This is simply not the case. That is just an illusion of the mind. The White Castle is where Obama and Joe Biden take up space when they're not on vacation half the year.

It was first occupied by George Bush in 1799, and every President except George Dubya Bush who stayed in Texas to clear brush. It is haunted by eeeeeeevil spirits and Al Gore. So, this is a stupid buiding and doesn't deserve an Illogicopedia article.