Windows source code

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Considered by many the most useless piece of code ever written, Windows source code has more holes than your socks. In fact many are surprised that the persons responible yet haven't created a rip in the space- time continuum, sucking in all available computer-power together with the physical space on your harddrive. Some claim that this has already happened.

#include <iostream.h>

int main()
    bool Fucking_Kill™;
    int world_domination;
    Fucking_Kill™ = true;     
    while(Fucking_Kill™ == true)

    world_domination = 0; //this part will
    return world_domination;  //never be reached

-Code snippet from the source.

The power to destroy an OS is insignificant compared to the power of The Source

~ Darth Dollars on The Source

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