World War I

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about World War I.
A German general



World War I, ( abbreviated WW ) also known as the First World War, the Great War, the First World Kerfuffle the Last Great Ottoman War, International Civil War Three or the "Great Geopolitical Clusterfuck of 1914" ( and the '17-'18 War in the States ) is the prequel to the largely successful World War II. While garnering good response from the fans of WWII, many critics cite WWI as a shameless cash-in attempt. The War resulted in the deaths of over 9 men. It started when Emperor William II of Germany was in a dispute with his British first cousin over what the play they were writing, "The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha," was going to be about. Thus, he ( William ), declared war on his first cousin buttock man. The first world war was fough entirely by the british, germans and russians, but the russians fought poorly and used their own civil war as an excuse to surrender. The americans, as always, were late coming, though fortunately they brought along captain America.

It should also be noted that leading historians have recently found evidence in a cave buried underneath the city of Paris, France suggesting that the World War I started after Emperor William II's Facebook account was hacked. According to the artifacts recovered, Emperor William II's Facebook account sent out 42,000 Mafia Wars, and 71,000 Farmville requests to friends over a 3 day period, promptly causing everyone to declare war on Wilhelm. As a direct result of the war's outbreak, Frank Lloyd Wright created Snapple as a cheap alternative for K-Y Jelly, as most of the jelly was sent to the front lines to ease the clusterfuck with little French school girls who horniness was legendary.