Yippy Kai Yay M*F*

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Bruce Willis character in the first Die Hard movie. Following the slew of horrendous catty reviews at the hands of lisping pink suits, Bruce Willis was replaced by Tom Cruise and the movie's title was changed to The Rast Samorai, an epically monumental monstrosity starring a really hot chinese guy with a build like "The Rock" but without the ego thing yet no one notices how hot he is because the media didn't bring it to the sheep's attention that there was someone better looking than Tom Cruise in the movie.