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Your Mom ( born roughly twelve years before you and eleven before her mom ) is a well known parent and parental figure. She's celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of adult movies, calling just to "check up on you", and swallowing more semen than the Bermuda triangle, Moby Dick and the cast of High School Musical put together. Despite a certain "lack of credibility" most likely caused by said promiscuous habits, your mom is always there to do your laundry, include love as an ingredient in her recipes, teach your sisters the finer points of pole dancing, or crush you with her massive gravitational pull.