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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Zambia.

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Zambia is a country in Southern Africa. It is a nation of peace loving warriors who live in castles and make hip hop and drum & bass music using Garage Band on the Mac.

Hip Hop was invented 200 years ago at the turn of the 19th century by a group of Zambian bush boys also known as b-boys. In 1972 5,000 b-boys made boats from bamboo trees and sailed across the ocean to England. The b-boys teamed up with MCs and DJs.

The people of Zambia ( Zambians ) are a peace loving people who enjoy fine wine and expensive foods. Zambian fine wine is called Chibuku, and their expensive luxury foods are called Nshima.

Munkoyo makes children strong, happy and fairly drunk sometimes; Chibuku for the adults and policemen whos cannot afford castle beer; then the nutcases drink Kachasu. When they drink this according to Charlie Gillett they give an address then after a few sips they collapse and are taken home in a wheelbarrow listening to sweet kalindula music! It's a very funny cauntry!

Products of Zambia[edit]

  1. Copper
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  8. Copper
  9. AIDS
  10. Copper

( Source: Scotland Yard )

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