Zombie butler moose war

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The Zombie butler Moose were created by The Loyal Order of the Moose, so they wouldn't have to get up when arthritis kicked in. In the year 1888 B.M.(Before Masturbation) The moose revolted against the order, slaughtering every one and creating a new Loyal Order of the Moose, which protected them from arthritis pains.

Known members are:

  • Tak and Juju
  • Bill Gates
  • The president of Harvard
  • A giant douche
  • A turd sandwich
  • Eric Cartman
  • Lois Griffin
  • Superman
  • Dick Cheney