Kitten huffing

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GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of Kitten huffing impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Kitten Huffing.

Huff the Creator![edit]

Will someone, like, huff the Creator! Everything good and pleasing, like huffing kittens, well, has been cursed to have evil side effects. Santa invented Kitten Huffing; good and jolly as he is, even he could not stop its degeneration. From the time of Adam and Eve, the best fruit in the garden turns out to be the one with the curse. Since their bites out of the proverbial "apple", they had subsequent bitter lives, and passed the curse on to all their descendents. Even the chosen Jews got their share of evil via ancient Pharoahs and modern-day Führers. Their taste of "Liberating" Passover holds the bitter taste of Maror. Perhaps the real name of God is actually Xenu. We will do well to side even with Satan in the struggle to control the universe. His promises actually seem more "promising". 2000 years of Jesus! What do we have to show for it? Nuclear Weapons, global warming, global hunger! Hell, even the Romans did not have to deal with that crap!

Tamia on huffing[edit]

Hi I'm Tamia Hill. Thank you Santa Claus for perfecting Kitten Huffing. You deserve another holiday just for that. Thank you so much. Kitten Huffing has got me hooked. LOL, that Kitten Huffing is the greatest. It gets me high as a motherfucker. I really love it.