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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Colorado.

A state of the United States of Dæmonica

The State of Colorado is a United States state famous for its close proximity to Medical Marijuana. Its capital is alleged to be Denver, although 98.2% of Hippies agree that it's Boulder. Evanglical Christians and Pot Heads (which are ultimately the same thing) insist that it is Colorado Springs. It really doesn't matter which of the three are the capital of Colorado; they're all suburbs of Amsterdam. Due to its high altitude, Colorado is home to several mountain resorts from which Dank Nuggets and people can easily be transported to and from. The name "Colorado" was given to the state by the Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, once the head of Colorado's law enforcement. Colorado is the Highest state around, if you want to go to a state and get really really high, well they don't call Denver The Mile High City for nothing. "Dude go to the doc and tell him you have hemroids and you need weed for the pain." VSD.jpg