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United States of America
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ALICIA.KEYS.STATE Avoda-Zara Box Calorington Cheeselen Colorado Connectthedots
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Dakota Delaware Denver Dubyaland East Carolina East Virginia
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Fuckyoua God's Toilet Hampshire Hell Hilton Illannoy
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Indiana Wants Me Iowa Iraq Jalapeño Jersey Kenalagiaippi Kyoto Mayne
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Michigan Microsoftland Minnesnowta Missouri Mucho Rancho Grande State
Nebraska Nevada New Louisiana New Massachusettstan New Michigan
New Piezililand New Saskatchewan Nowhere Ohelloo Oil Oklahoma
Old Alaska Persistent vegetative state Pennsyltucky Pikachusetts Potato
Rhode Island Saudi Oilberta Somewhere Transylvania Texas
Unaware Vermont Virginia West Carolina Wikiland Arkcansaw

A state of the United States of Dæmonica

They want you, too!

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Indiana wants Me!


For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Indiana.

Indiana is a flat stretch of land that you may drive through on your way east from Chicago. It is only really stinky at the start of the drive; the smell gets better the farther away from Chicago you get. When this part of the drive is finished, you are likely to be in Ohio. It usually is only visited when people hear there is actually a place worse than Illinois.


Indiana residents are known as Hoosiers. This comes from the word "hoser."

Many Indiana residents are corn stalks. After an evening of discussions with Indiana humans, some people go out and stand in a corn field because they find that conversations with these tall, reedy Hoosiers is more stimulating.