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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Louisiana.

A state of the United States of Dæmonica

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Louisiana is a relatively small state in the Southern US notable for it's achievments in seafood, drinking, off shore drilling, voodoo, fireworks, Jazz music, violent crime, and roving bands of illegitmate children. The capital is Baton Rouge, and the largest city is New Orleans, which is surrounded by the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast and swampy marshland and dark forests to the northwest that are viciously guarded by Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau.


LSU Tigarrhea is a disease that plagues more than 90% of Louisiana's population common symptoms include thinking that the Tigers are "the goodest thing bout louisiana", buying useless LSU shirts or other merchandise especially if you didn't attend LSU or attended a rival school, and saying things like "geaux Tigers". If you know someone who exhibits these symptoms please alert them to their idiotic behavior immediately.