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The Maine[edit]

The Maine was... um... hold on, it's coming to me.

I think it was, like, a Catholic mission in San Antonio that was burned down at some point by some guys. No, wait, that was... something else.

Was it a military base at a harbor in O'ahu? No, I'm pretty sure that was something else, too.

Okay, I've got it. It's a tiny coral atoll in the North Pacific Ocean where some planes got blown up by some guys. Right? No... no, that doesn't sound right, either.

Maybe a building that got crashed into by a plane?

Damn. I swear I knew what The Maine was at some point.

Maybe from some popular movie?

Screw it...

Anybody else want to kill some Spaniards?

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Maine.