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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Nebraska.

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A lady from Nebraska


A state of the United States of Dæmonica

Nebraska is an area on the map of North America designated by the French as "The place to fill in that gaping hole in Reality". After selling off the land as part of the Louisiana Purchase, the French became extinct in the New World as they died laughing. Nebraska has three exports: corn, rabid college football fans, and bullshit. The primary imports are Ranch Dressing, Husker's gear made in Asian sweatshops by blind, finger-less children, and hip waders to wade through the bullshit. Blind followers of the Republican Party and Christianity, Nebraskan's fully believe their shit does not stink. (This is untrue as Nebraskans cannot smell- they breathe only through their mouths.) The climate consists of a mix of mud and frozen wasteland.