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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about New York.

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A state in the United States of Dæmonica

New York is neither new or York: only Yorkie the chocolate bar is truly York

Random Shit About New York[edit]

A graphic example of the dreaded and horrible Anti-Void

People like wearing shirts that say 'I ♥ NY' even if they've never been there, these people are twats. To be a genuine hipster, you've had to have once lived in or spent a substantial period living in New York 'on Sabbatical... or something.'

  • New York is the yuppie capital of the world.
  • As you walk down the street make sure to call any angry or psychotic seeming citizen a fag. In New York, yelling out "Fag!" as you walk around will show everyone that you are a good respectable person.
  • If you need a place to sleep in NYC the sub way is a sure bet! Just make sure to leave your money and valuable items laid about you.
  • New York's sidewalks are covered with sleeping Bums.
  • Watch out if you see a kid with a unibrow driving a black mustang through the street, he will probably flip his car over so be careful. Also if you see him in any back alleys, RUN!
  • New Yorkers walk at an average speed of 22 miles/hour.
  • Residency to Bryan Mincher, not the protege of Russel Hantz.
  • Setting for the documentary American Psycho.
  • Largest population of CHUDS, Pimps, and Guido's in the world.
  • Every movie ever made takes place in New York City.

New York City[edit]

New York, is a city borrowed from the old Indians, who have nothing to do with India. Recently the City of New York was evicted from “Ground 0” – for its refusal to provide a one billion Amero security deposit plus interest retroactive to the birth of Muhammad ( c. 570 A.D. ). Mayor of Ground Zero, H.E. Donald Trump, was slightly taken-aback by the 9/11 bombings, before retaliating with this eviction notice to New York, both as a City and as a People. The National Guard is on-alert around-the-clock making sure that all traces of New York remain outside the boundaries of Ground Zero. The matter is going up before the Supreme Court in the landmark case, NY v/s G0. About the case Rudolph Giuliani was quoted, "Fuck You!!!"