North Carolina

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about North Carolina.

A state of the United States of Dæmonica

VSD.jpg USofD.PNG The People's Republik of the United Socialist Federative States of Karolina, or PRikUSFerSteaK for short, also known as the Karolinian Empire or The Union of Soviet Socialist Rednecks or simply North KKKarolina, is a country located on an island in Southeastern Asia, in the Indian Ocean, south of Indonesia, just to the right (far right) of the Southern United States. The total area of the country is approximately 30,000,000 square kilometers, or about twice the size of the Russian Federation, and almost 4 times the size of the United Spades of Amerika, though most of the land in North Karolina is uninhabitable due to the rugged mountains that span its circumference. North Karolina is bordered on the south, east, and west by the Confederate States of Southern Karolina, Principat d'East Karolina, and the Western Karolinian Territories respectively. The estimated total population of North Karolina is approximately five billion, but due to the lack of habitable land, much of the population live in what are called "traylers" in the language of the natives; translated into English, this term roughly means "compact and convenient living quarters". Its national bird and national feline is the kitty hawk.