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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Paris.
A French treat

The Beatles, visiting their hometown of Paris
  • It used to be called "Northern District of Marseille"
  • Shhhh! It seems Princess Di died here but keep it quiet.
  • There is a human being named Paris who is not Paris Hilton.
  • It is the town of Jérome Rothen.
  • The current mayor of Paris is Mona Lisa.
  • Paris was constructed by the known heretic Bob The Builder after a few rounds at the pub
  • France is the national language, except among the people who cannot speak it, but they are ignored and therefore don't count.
  • The entire population has no sense of smell due to the toilets, cheese, and garlic, as well as from all the poo made by all the little dogs who spend most of their lives in an old lady's handbag.
  • Parisians pride themselves on ignoring all tourists.
  • The Eiffel Tower was constructed almost entirely out of plastic. The plastic melted, so it is now made of pwnage.
  • Ironically the only triumph that has occurred at l'Arc De Triomphe was celebrated by a small Austrian man with curious facial hair and a tail.
  • Paris's airports are named both Paris-Charles de Gallbladder and Paris-O RLY? Intl.
  • In 1978, Paris surrendered to itself thus creating a gap in the fabric of time, the fabric was made by Yves Saint Laurent.
  • Paris is twinned with Stockport, in some sort of international homosexual relationship.
  • Paris was once known as France's Hackney, for some inexplicable reason.
  • All prices in the cafés of Paris are subject to a 500% tourist surcharge.
  • The eiffel tower was made by slaves from Switzerland
  • this is were Chris Cawthra was beaten to death after destroying Mr. Brine.
  • London is inside of Paris.
  • The Paris Hilton film One night in Paris was filmed in Paris (not the city) and is their best film to date.
  • Paris is always being attacked by giant monsters. First it was Mothra in 1968, then some giant bat in 1998 (30 years later! Coincidence? I think not! It was those Klingon buttheads!) and then a monster praying mantis in late 2004 (it was after Tony Parker). In 2008, Rodan, Mothra, Godzilla and Gamera all plan to take on Jean Reno alone. Today Paris, tomorrow the world! What a bunch of commies.
  • It's crap.
  • Paris it the only capital in Europe that begins with a P, has an R and I in there somewhere and ends with a S. Apart from Pissers.
  • There is a secret tunnel at the top of the Eiffel Tower which leads to France.
  • Literally 500 people try to have sex with Paris every year. But of course everyone knows it is impossible to penetrate a fictional city from a book.
  • Paris is also a large mammal that lives in a little known prison in the East Midlands. This is not the same Paris as mentioned in the bullet point above