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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Pedophilia.

You're eighteen, right? Oh right, well, pedophilia is when a guy has sexual relations with people who are at a younger age, so, if you are a 22 year old, and have a girlfriend who is 17, YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE.

See? (Did you catch that ALL CAPS RAGE? Good.)

In Japan, pedophilia is legal.

Final Summation: Although pedophilia can be found on the Interwebs, the two are not the same thing. Just wanted to get that straight.