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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Pennsylvania.

I was born and raised here

~ Phyllis Hyman

Considering Phyllis Hyman and Budd Dwyer, it seems everybody from here seems to want to kill themselves

~ Tamia on PA

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A state in the United States of Dæmonica.

Pennsylvania (pronounced Bum-Bull-Phuk) is one of three states of the United States that tries to conceal even that simple fact by claiming to be a "commonwealth." The devout, religious citizens of Pennsylvania include the Amish, Quakers, holy-rollers, Muslims and black-separatist churches, and a few parishioners who are actually normal, though they are outside the scope of this article.

Pennsylvania consists of urban grime in the east, and proud coal-mining and steelworking grime in the west, with stretches of pastoral bliss in between, if you don't consider the religious kooks. These regions are united by a system of Turnpikes, which is almost as good as the thoroughfares in neighboring states, except that these cost money.



Not to be confused with Transylvania, or Pennsyltucky, an Uncyclopedic state.