West Virginia

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A state of the United States of Dæmonica

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about West Virginia.


West Virginia, formerly part of the Southern United States, is currently one of the five states in the Commonwealth of Virginias. After leaving Virginia back in the day, it was eventually annexed into the Commonwealth of Virginias, which broke off from the rest of the United States in the 60s, in response to the civil rights movement.

It is famous for being west of Virginia

West Virginia is world-known for its natural resources, including coal, trees, roadkill, bunnies, sunlight, dirt, mountains, and the occasional shoeless hillbilly who wanders out of the woods after a good nights hoe-down, drunk on Whiskey and Moonshine!

West Virginia does have a capital, two actually, both the W and the V. Additionally, West Virginia has 55 county seats, however still cannot afford any shoes. However, on a brighter note, there has been a condom on top of the state's capitol building for many months. The state's official word is they are re-building the gold covering on top of the dome. However, Canada swears they were fucked by the state.